TESM's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[KITTY SAEVS TEH DAY!!!]

lol

MLK= Saf!!!

that was really (well not really)... adequately funny. I laughed just because it's so random. and you're back none-the-less.

hoo-rah!

i love random stuff like this for some reason. The WTC was pretty harsh tho...

[the NG Calculator]

eh.

it's a calculator. i'm worth 90.37$.

no point, nothing much. it's just some random thing that's a pretty easy piece of programming.

nothing special. i can't say anthing about it being better or not. there's nothing there.
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[Easy Chess]

good shit.

I love a good game of chess, and although the AI isn't exactly the hardest, this seems like a piece of work, as far as programing goes.

so good stuff, decent enough graphics, although the moving of a piece to a square, and then seeing a tween of it move was a little redundant.

great stuff overall.

3.75/5.00

[Soul Master PLUS]

not bad...

I played the whole way through and it was very enjoyable. Wayy too easy tho, i picked it up the first time and got 2887 points. which i guess isn't too bad. but i was never strained for time and a lot of the souls came up right next to the tomb stone in almost single file lines.
i would like to see some background music (little loops for each level) and some better graphics would be nice. a health meter for when u crash would be cool... to add some difficulty. and more diverse sounds then 'ahh...' and 'sleep..' would be nice.
overall, a failr smooth game, although the down key could make you accelerate, and the borders could be drawn a lil nicer.

but it's not bad, and i always appreciate a game i play play all the way through.
4/5

[Kung Fu - Remix]

Best game I ever played here.

The megaman one comes close second, but these levels were fairly large, and each boss was pretty tough. alucard, mr. x, and at first megaman were extremely frustrating.

Well made, the AI was good, the enemies cool. and the head kicking, awesome! it's a shame punches were less important in my book. I can't say anything bad about this game, it is a fine piece of work.

Glitches:
For some reason if you are hit at the same time you do a special, the game freezes.
Sometimes, it says TINE instead of TIME
I beat the game w/ 2 seconds left on a whim buy just walking up and hitting. stop the clock, PLEASE!, when mr. x talks to you, it took 23 secs off the clock! agh!

other than those, this was made very well, and it took me over the course of 5 days to beat.
great job, 5/5
see if u can fix those problems too, it'd help more people out too if i guess right.

[ROFLattack!]

Not bad...

just not my cup-o'-tea i suppose.
It's well done as far as a game's concerned and overall it does a good job of making fun of what it needs too. good job. 4/5

[How to flame in german!]

heh, cool...

Ya, i'm german too, unfortunately, i only know latin, because german isn't at our school... heh..
anyways, very... different, almost violent... although i can project such violence in a german accent, just kinda proves how ugly people think the language is, but i find it a good one... oh well, it's cool stuff... although strange to some, i appreciate it though... i like the laughs in the background in some of them... good stuff.

anyways, i like it, but not really all that entertaining when ya get down to it, but it's always nice to know how powerful german people are... i hope... very informative tho... cool. keep at it... i can go in there now and flame...?

Semper rideo ad fatuum civem,
maybe that agrement is wrong with fatuum civem, oh well... whatever...it's late

[Track n Field]

Good stuff...

I remember when i had the pad for this and would play it with my cuz... a great remake, but really easy... beat him by 54 meters... maybe because i'm a runner!

heh, very neat game, and i would suspect it wins something when it's all done... work on the problems... looking good so far! keep at it!